May 2012
192 posts
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Just said goodbye to The Hacker.
I don’t like this leaving thing.
Ewww.
Moving day in 80-degree weather and hormones. So much sweat.
does anyone else find that sex is the only way to...
Or am I the only one?
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this post was going to be too long and boring to...
so instead I give you a summary.
Fuck it. I do what I want.
I had a box of cereal the other night.
Now it’s lost.
Not empty, fucking lost.
How the fuck does anyone lose a box of cereal?!
Officially unemployed.
Voluntarily. This feels weird.
Ravelry has become one of my favorite internet...
Second only to Tumblr and AO3.
Last appointment with my shrink, at least for now.
Definitely feeling teary.
Some asshole is playing harmonica on the subway...
It’s not even 9am.
This is the very definition of inappropriate behaviour.
there is a moth or some shit in my room.
it’s definitely stupid as hell, because it keeps flying into the wall.
right now it’s in the lamp.
i hope it dies.
feeling low again.
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SoldierGirl doesn’t believe that I can sort myself out this summer.
And every time I try to talk to her about maybe giving me a little more support than she currently is, she shuts me out. Goes to take a nap, or a shower, or changes the subject to the married lawyer friends.
She says she’s feeling the age difference. That having lived her twenties already, she doesn’t...
and this is the part where i wonder if i'm even...
Blerg.
So I'm planning to go on a missions trip to...
and I am SUPER FUCKING EXCITED because:
I haven’t been on a legit missions trip in for actual ever
BRAZIL MOTHERFUCKERS
I will get to spend some quality time with SisterA
and most important, I need massive amounts of re-centering. And there is no better way to get that than to be submerged in an atmosphere of revival and revelations.
Watchwhynotshesaid:
lantaarn:
rainbrocrash:
dancinglashatumbai:
aishaneko:
fe4ther:
narglefighter:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
Watch this, Orlando!!
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
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holY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CHEESE CRACKER
I don’t know what I was expected but...
What has two thumbs and might be going to Brazil...
This bitch! Missions trip!
YAY!
homf homf homf
teddy grahams for breakfast
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Short, quick, and dirty.
exorin:
Fuuuuuck. Had to get this out.
LOKI/READER. PORN.
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LOKI!PORN YAY
if you need me I’ll be in my bunk.
now there is nothing wrong with being a bitch.
I for one am fucking proud of it.
But when you’re a) not funny and b) a pain in the ass, it is Not Okay.
You also lose points for smelling funny.
ugh shut up roomie
you’re a bitch and you smell
and we are all sick of your nagging emails
we have now reached the part of the evening where...
Don’t be alarmed. It’s just me.
it should not be possible for one person to shower...
Thank God I’m moving out soon.
Things I am about to do:
Buy a zebra-print trench coat to match my rain boots.
I regret nothing.
to do:
quit the soul-sucking day job DONE.
buy a shit ton of yarn
move out of state
be less sad
Welp, gave notice today.
Apparently a week is enough when it’s a personal emergency.
Parents are arranging moving, storage, etc. All I have to do is pack and not panic.
Time to talk to boss-man about quitting.
Honestly, I really hope I can leave at the end of this week since it’s an emergency-ish situation.
I just want to rip the bandaid off and leave. No long, drawn-out, agonizing wait for me.
I guess when you think about it, moving back is...
Part-time job, trips to the city, maybe even the car when timing works out. And I’ve probably been on the edge of a complete breakdown for a while now, so I guess I should stop for breath before things get really bad.
But the idea of living with my parents again…still haven’t gotten used to it.
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ny/nj/ct tumblies!
I’m moving down to LI for the summer!
You know what this means, right?
MEETUP TIME!
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Also there's a statue of Verdi between 72nd and...
How did I never notice this before?
The decision about my parents is a hard one.
They want me to move back to ny and get my life back on track, so they refuse to lend me the money I need. Despite the fact that moving back will kill me.
And my mother doesn’t believe me, or she just doesn’t care, so it’s easy to write her off.
But my dad genuinely believes that moving back will help us work out our issues, and I think he misses me. We’ve been close...
I think this is the part where I make decisions.
I don’t want to go see my parents this weekend. In fact, I’m not sure if I want to see them for a while.
My mother only tries to love me if I show signs of slipping out of her grasp. My dad seems to always be disappointed in me. I can’t even tell if they remember that I’m a who, not a what.
And I try to leave room for things to be mended, but at what point do you stop...
Everybody on Facebook needs to learn to shut the...
Nobody cares that you only realized today that season 8 has been confirmed.
Nobody wants to see your blurry-ass photos from commencement.
Nobody gives a fuck. Get off my internets and go home.
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Got an email today with the subject line "tiara...
Off to ny tomorrow night because parents.
And coming right back Sunday night.
Maybe this means I can skip next week’s visit.
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took out the braids tonight
my hair is now being all different textures and i’m mad at it again
i think tomorrow i will sell books (that aren’t mine don’t worry) and buy a clipper with the proceeds
because DAMN
the secrets in my hair could fund a very expensive lifestyle
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope that Rick Santorum gets put into Slytherin even though he asked the Sorting Hat not to.
NO
THAT EVIL-ASS BITCH DOES NOT BELONG WITH US
TRIFLIN-ASS HO BE A SQUIB
Sherlock BBC cast look-alike master post
cdngingergirl:
katzuh:
brainyisthenewsexie:
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I spent 10 good minutes looking at each frame; specially adore Owl-croft & Otter-lock. :))
OMG this is amazing XD
Quite possibly the best thing...
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dont-be-obvious:
sherlockable replied to your post: Jesus fuck Mac fanboys annoy the shit out of me
*hugs macbook and backs away*
Lol, IDC if people like them/use them. It’s just the uppity pretentious people that act like they are better than PC user that bug me.
well, I *am* better than PC users. But that’s because I’m better than everybody.
“(trigger warning: rape, rape jokes)
Here is why I refuse to take rape jokes...”
– Why Rape Jokes Are Never “Ok” (via twofish)
i get the weirdest fetlife messages sometimes.
Today I was sent a novel by this dude in Bumfuck, Massachusetts, all about how he loves the Red Sox, built two houses, and wants to find real love.
And I’m like, dude. This isn’t a dating site. Move along.
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tmi Tuesday whispery post:
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and frostiron
fuck
can anyone recommend me more avengers fanfic please? there isn’t enough out there and i am DYING here
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okay forget it
shipping sciencebros hardcore now
whynotshesaid:
budgiebazooka:
kittykatstark:
akitron:
seppin:
ghostofharrenhal:
I just started reading American Gods and I’ve already cast Zac Efron as Shadow.
this is so wrong i don’t even know where to start tbh
i………………………………………..
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………
are
you
serious
